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Entry 002 – Goodbye 2012. Hello 2013!
You know what? I’m sitting here drinking this Crown/Chocolate Milk/Coffee mixture I’ve just concocted, and it occurs to me that I know what today is and that it’s almost 2013 (or already 2013 for...
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Blog of the Year 2012!
Looq! Sahm Ataine King (aka your lord and savior) has been nominated for a blog award ! It’s been a good while. I had come to feel that my off-putting nature was finally having the desired effect....
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"How to Survive in Florida - Ten Tips for Young Black Men" by Sahm King
Reblogged from StereoTopical: "How to Survive in Florida - Ten Tips for Young Black Men" by Sahm King You know, now and then I turn on the television and stare for long moments at a snowy screen....
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Hoes Need Love, Too
The hoe gets a bad rap. Nah’mean? From Fat Joe’s “Make it Rain” to Katt Williams‘ portrayal of a midget pimp in one of the “Friday” movies, hoes have been seen as nothing more than simple tools,...
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A Happy Birthday, and Why I Admire Her
For Michelle. She holds my heart in her hands and shines at the center of my Universe. On this, the day of her birth, my thanks to her for all that she is; a mountain, a river, the smile upon my...
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Scars – Open Letter to Hollywood from Heath Ledger
Heath Ledger’s “Joker” To date, one of my favorite poems, revealed to me by my lovely goddess, from poet Marshall “Soulful” Jones. I honestly believe that, had Heath Ledger not played the Joker, and...
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Scrambled Eggs Gordon Ramsey Would Give Up Swearing For
My lady showed me this video one day from Gordon Ramsey. Now, I’m no cook, but I tried it. They were a success! Even so, they were missing something, perhaps a bit of “Me-ness”. So I decided to...
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A How-To for Google+ and Google Authorship
Floating around through the blogosphere, I came upon Papizilla’s post, “A New Way to Contact Me.” It inspired me to write out the process for something that I struggled with for a few weeks: Google+...
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So, Apparently, I’m a Bigoted Misogynist…
*Update – I had a request to show the full exchange wherein I was eventually called a bigot/misogynist. Now, disclaimer for my part, I am, like I said, an asshole, as you may see in this exchange. If...
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TAG! You’re It!
I’ve seen the question about the importance of tagging floating around, lately, most recently on Papizilla’s post Tagging A Blog, How? What?. First off, let me just remind all of you that I’m not a...
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2013 Read an Ebook Week!
Hey, everyone! You know, I just found out about this from Smashwords. Apparently, 3-9 March is “2013 Read an Ebook Week“! What does this mean to you? Well, my books, “28 Shades of Black” and “L’aria...
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How to Map a 1and1 Subdomain and Hosted Through WordPress to Weebly.com
How to Route a 1and1 Subdomain hosted through WordPress to a Weebly Site Good day, everyone! I created a Weebly site last night called The Art of Sahm. Let me tell you, I had a hell of a time trying to...
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A Little About Me, but Mostly About Her
I don’t like to brag. I’m lying. I do like to brag. I thoroughly enjoy boasting about the accomplishments I have yet to accomplish but will accomplish in the future I have decided to establish, a...
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Bad News: You’ve Been Tagged
Hmmm… Looks as if I’ve been tagged. Thank you to Pap at The Ranting Papizilla for that. After I’m finished, he, and all of you, may regret me posting this . You may also kneel. If you like. Very...
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A How-To for Google+ and Google Authorship
Reblogged from The Arkside of Thought by Sahm King: Floating around through the blogosphere, I came upon Papizilla's post, "A New Way to Contact Me." It inspired me to write out the process for...
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5 Steps on How to Be a Complete Asshole, and Why You Should Be
Hi. My name is Sahm. I am a complete asshole. Welcome to the Arkside. You know those people that you run into on the street, those tall people that walk around with their heads held high, bump right...
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5 Reasons Why You Really Must Invest In Baby Powder
*Disclaimer – If you expect something politically correct, I’d highly recommend not reading this post.* People, I have some bad news… It’s hard out there for a pimp. At least, according to Three 6...
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Top 5 Reasons You Should Visit MT BLU’s Blog
People, I’ve decided I’m going to go on a tangent today and do something a little off kilter. I know what you’re going to say: “My Lord God Ark, isn’t that your usual Modus Operandi?” Why yes, lowly...
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We Can Be Friends, but You Need to Know These 5 Things First
*If you expect eloquence, intellectual, insightful, and creative, please read this post instead. If you do not expect crass and belligerent, excuse me while I relieve myself of my laughter....
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For Your Kindness, Thank You
People, I would like to say one thing: thank you. I would like to request that anyone who wishes to nominate me for any award, do not. I appreciate any nominations, however, I do not feel at this time...
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